Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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