you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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