Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
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