You really coming over, don't trick.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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