Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Randomize