Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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