ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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