You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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