i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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