Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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