if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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