you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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