Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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