can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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