guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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