He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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