we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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