Me too!
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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