wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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