I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Randomize
