ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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