her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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