Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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