normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
it glows. i had to have it.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
that is very illegal...i love you.
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