fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
why is half of my head shaved?
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