whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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