I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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