I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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