Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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