nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
