was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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