i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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