Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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