Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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