Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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