im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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