He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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