Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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