Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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