He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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