That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Someone came in the potted fern
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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