Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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