Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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