What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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