You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
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