Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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