Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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