Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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