I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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