I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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