If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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