my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
His nipple licking is glorious
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