they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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