dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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