It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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